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(Music. Beep.)
Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see
you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: -
Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. :
- Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza :
- Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in
China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on
me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of
China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to
know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr.
President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you,
Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : -
Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's
name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in
China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader
of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The
Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr.
President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me
for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading
China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is
leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's
name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : -
Yes.
(Pause.)
George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the
new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George
B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B.
: - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George
B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No,
sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes,
sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
(Pause. Crumples paper)
George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and
it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the
United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi
Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop
with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want
Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want
Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes,
sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United
Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will
you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call
who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the
U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George
B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes,
sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : -
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice?
Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send
some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in
the Middle East? I don't know.
(Door slam. Music.)
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